James Shaw

Garage Door. The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open.
His assistant walked up to him and said,
'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?'
The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up.
He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask,
'When my garage door was open, did you see my Jaguar parked in there?'
She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old minivan with two flat tires..

pbearperry Loc: Massachusetts

Hahahahahaha,years ago my Mom told my great uncle that he was flying half mast.He told her,"That's ok,a dead soldier can't fall out of a window."

Collie lover Loc: St. Louis, MO

Thanks for sharing. Very funny.

James Shaw

I would say that your mom and great uncle had a really good sense of humor. We need more like that! Really good one!
- Jim

pbearperry Loc: Massachusetts

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

quagmire Loc: Greenwood,South Carolina

Looks like the stable door is open.
that's ok has to get up before he gets out.

quagmire Loc: Greenwood,South Carolina

Just trolling for queers

papajacknow20 Loc: Glasgow Scotland

The cage door may be open but the beast is asleep.