A few quotes
Feb 22, 2014 16:33:38 #
"A Few Quotes"
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to
let him keep her.
King David
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a
coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay
together.
Sasha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from
achieving them.
Anonymous
The great question, which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs
with me.
Sigmund Freud
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little
candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I
go Fridays.'
Red Skelton
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even
faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me,
and the second one didn't.'
James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming.
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murray
The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is to forget it once....
Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife
wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy : 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Anonymous
SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH? AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to
let him keep her.
King David
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a
coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay
together.
Sasha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from
achieving them.
Anonymous
The great question, which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs
with me.
Sigmund Freud
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little
candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I
go Fridays.'
Red Skelton
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even
faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me,
and the second one didn't.'
James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming.
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murray
The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is to forget it once....
Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife
wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy : 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Anonymous
SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH? AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR
Feb 23, 2014 14:14:23 #
Feb 23, 2014 19:51:38 #
Brian in Whitby
Loc: Whitby, Ontario, Canada
A bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once!
Feb 23, 2014 20:01:47 #
Brian in Whitby wrote:
A bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once!
Gotta (oops, hope the grammar police don't get me) add that one to the list. They were all good.
Feb 24, 2014 14:54:37 #
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