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In A Crowded Library
Feb 19, 2014 11:28:18   #
Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.
 
A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.

He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?

The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh:

"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?

The guy then responded with a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT'S TOO MUCH!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The guy whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".

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Feb 20, 2014 17:36:27   #
hopthecop Loc: salisbury md
 
too much?????????????what did she look like???????????????

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Feb 20, 2014 21:36:45   #
bygeorge Loc: Fl.<N.J.<Fl.
 
Terrymac wrote:
A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.

He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?

The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh:

"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?

The guy then responded with a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT'S TOO MUCH!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The guy whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".
A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded u... (show quote)


That was good. :thumbup:

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Feb 21, 2014 00:16:19   #
GeorgeH Loc: Jonesboro, GA
 
As a retired librarian, I really like this post!

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Feb 24, 2014 14:43:52   #
Penny MG Loc: Fresno, Texas
 
Terrymac wrote:
A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.

He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?

The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh:

"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?

The guy then responded with a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT'S TOO MUCH!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The guy whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".
A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded u... (show quote)


HAHAHAHA! I love it! :lol: :lol:

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