rolf Loc: Kenora Ont.Canada

Subject: DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP


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> HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP
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> DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
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> All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits,
> short sets. Really, really exciting! Our local Red Hat chapter - The
> Late Bloomers - decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first
> one - and I can't wait!
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> DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
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> Entire day at sea, beautiful! Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain
> today -- seems like a very nice man.
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> DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
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> At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck.
> Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and
> had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
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> DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
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> Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with
> him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and
> champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I
> could not be unfaithful to my husband.
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> DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
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> Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar;
> stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large
> drinks. Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for
> the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his
> way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked!
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> DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
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> Today I saved 5600 lives.
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> * TWICE!!!
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tbohon Loc: Olympia, WA USA

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Rathyatra Loc: Southport, United Kingdom

Hilarious!! Thanks for sharing :thumbup: