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The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart
Feb 12, 2014 13:40:55   #
Huey Driver Loc: Texas
 
The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is
the greatest of the three of them.





The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"

The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"




























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Feb 12, 2014 15:51:25   #
DOOK Loc: Maclean, Australia
 
An old one, but a good one. :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 12, 2014 20:26:36   #
wireman8 Loc: Toledo, Ohio
 
Ok I fell for it.

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Feb 12, 2014 20:49:13   #
Huey Driver Loc: Texas
 
Your not alone. I did as well.
wireman8 wrote:
Ok I fell for it.

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Feb 13, 2014 07:05:26   #
Bobbee
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 13, 2014 08:37:20   #
danrx1 Loc: Rural Staunton, IL
 
Huey Driver wrote:
The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is
the greatest of the three of them.





The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"

The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"




























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I fell for it too!

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Feb 13, 2014 09:51:04   #
jamitjim73 Loc: Franklin,Tn.
 
I hit real hard when I fell.

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Feb 13, 2014 10:07:29   #
GeneB Loc: Chattanooga Tennessee
 
Love it.

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Feb 13, 2014 10:39:49   #
infocus Loc: Australia
 
Me too!

Huey Driver wrote:
Your not alone. I did as well.

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Feb 13, 2014 12:58:20   #
lxu532 Loc: Cherry Hill, NJ
 
Funny! :)

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Feb 13, 2014 17:50:03   #
nanaval Loc: Cornwall
 
I fell for it too, though not seen it before. :lol:

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Feb 13, 2014 21:52:04   #
Hal81 Loc: Bucks County, Pa.
 
And all the time I though it was going to be a story about Hillary, Obummer and Biden.

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Feb 14, 2014 09:56:09   #
boberic Loc: Quiet Corner, Connecticut. Ex long Islander
 
Huey Driver wrote:
The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is
the greatest of the three of them.





The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"

The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"


I don't have any old farts. All my farts are brand new

























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