One hot summer day, a man is filling up his black pickup truck at the local gas station. He isn't very careful, and he gets gasoline all over his jacket's left sleeve. He ignores it, and leaves the station after paying for the gas. As he's driving down the highway, the heat of the sun on his truck's black paint is enough to ignite his jacket sleeve. He drives faster, waving his arm out the window in an attempt to extinguish the flames, but they burn hotter! As he speeds down the highway, a state trooper sees the situation and pulls him over. He jerks the man out of the truck and rolls him on the ground until the fire is extinguished. As the man dusts himself and thanks his rescuer, he sees the officer is writing him a summons! Confused, he asks, "You're writing me a ticket!? What for?" The officer replies, "Posession of an illegal fire arm."


PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:34 am Post subject: Reply with quote


So that's the kind of jokes were telling now.
Reminds me of the time I was driving to town on Hwy 22 when all of a sudden a Caleco cat ran out in front of me, I swerved but just barely hit it. I stopped found the cat dazed on the side of the road. I had actually hit the cats tail and cut about half of it off. I had some of that white medical tape in the car so I got it and wrapped the servered piece back on. Thats when the cop stopped and gave me a ticket. I asked what for I'm trying to save the cat. He said it was for retailing pussy on a public highway.

One hot summer day, a man is filling up his black pickup truck at the local gas station. He isn't very careful, and he gets gasoline all over his jacket's left sleeve. He ignores it, and leaves the station after paying for the gas. As he's driving down the highway, the heat of the sun on his truck's black paint is enough to ignite his jacket sleeve. He drives faster, waving his arm out the window in an attempt to extinguish the flames, but they burn hotter! As he speeds down the highway, a state trooper sees the situation and pulls him over. He jerks the man out of the truck and rolls him on the ground until the fire is extinguished. As the man dusts himself and thanks his rescuer, he sees the officer is writing him a summons! Confused, he asks, "You're writing me a ticket!? What for?" The officer replies, "Posession of an illegal fire arm."

It might have been less costly if you had "wholesaled" that pussy. LOL
PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:34 am Post subject: Reply with quote


So that's the kind of jokes were telling now.
Reminds me of the time I was driving to town on Hwy 22 when all of a sudden a Caleco cat ran out in front of me, I swerved but just barely hit it. I stopped found the cat dazed on the side of the road. I had actually hit the cats tail and cut about half of it off. I had some of that white medical tape in the car so I got it and wrapped the servered piece back on. Thats when the cop stopped and gave me a ticket. I asked what for I'm trying to save the cat. He said it was for retailing pussy on a public highway.

One hot summer day, a man is filling up his black pickup truck at the local gas station. He isn't very careful, and he gets gasoline all over his jacket's left sleeve. He ignores it, and leaves the station after paying for the gas. As he's driving down the highway, the heat of the sun on his truck's black paint is enough to ignite his jacket sleeve. He drives faster, waving his arm out the window in an attempt to extinguish the flames, but they burn hotter! As he speeds down the highway, a state trooper sees the situation and pulls him over. He jerks the man out of the truck and rolls him on the ground until the fire is extinguished. As the man dusts himself and thanks his rescuer, he sees the officer is writing him a summons! Confused, he asks, "You're writing me a ticket!? What for?" The officer replies, "Posession of an illegal fire arm."


PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:34 am Post subject: Reply with quote


So that's the kind of jokes were telling now.
Reminds me of the time I was driving to town on Hwy 22 when all of a sudden a Caleco cat ran out in front of me, I swerved but just barely hit it. I stopped found the cat dazed on the side of the road. I had actually hit the cats tail and cut about half of it off. I had some of that white medical tape in the car so I got it and wrapped the servered piece back on. Thats when the cop stopped and gave me a ticket. I asked what for I'm trying to save the cat. He said it was for retailing pussy on a public highway.