bob44044 Loc: Ohio

The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards President Obama and says,
"Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?

This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand....Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage!

AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY and there was happiness throughout the land!

Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

Photoman74 Loc: Conroe Tx

I truly enjoy the humor !!!!
I just hate that the jokes are based in truth.

yhtomit Loc: Port Land. Oregon

Good one!

James Parrish Loc: Folsom, California

So that is Humor? Sounds like more tea party tea pee!

Oh Yeah, I see the speaker of the house is in trouble with the Tea party & the Republican Light Right. They all want to fire him, and watch him cry!
NOW THAT's Funny!


Are you laughing now Hmmmm!

James Parrish Loc: Folsom, California

Which truth are you referring to. Getting fired or Tea Party Tea Pee.

yhtomit Loc: Port Land. Oregon

Have some more kool aid.

yhtomit Loc: Port Land. Oregon

Neither.
Obama is the joke.
Are you potty humor challenged or what?

lfdavis Loc: Pelham, Alabama

I know his picture shows a gray-haired man in his 50's or 60's, but I'd swear from his ascerbic reply to a joke that he's a 20 or 30 something still living with his momma, and playing video games on a couch in the basement. Definitely humor-impaired.

James Parrish Loc: Folsom, California

Well, at least you look like you sound! No, I'm in my 70's and now live in my own home, NOT mom's house!

Only moved back to take care of mom until she died from Demencha.

Is that funny enough for your silly tea party impaired reality humor?

Or are you and the cool-Aid kid smoken that tea you love so much.

James Parrish Loc: Folsom, California

WRONG AGAIN BUTT HeAD!

Your Speaker of the house is the real Joke, or maybe it's the lack of tack from the light right & The Tea Party dealers.

Seems you guys like smoken that stuff you hate so much you know, Tea-Pee Laced with BS you guys like to call hash!

Take another hit and hold it for 5 minutes. You're gonna love it! Your kind of high!

lfdavis Loc: Pelham, Alabama

70 years old and all this anger -- gee, you must be a real hoot to party with...
And, BTW -- you misspelled dementia.

James Parrish Loc: Folsom, California

Congrats, you really did it almost. I think you held it for 4 minutes.

Stop hiding behind the make up, and get a real life, with some real humor. Noticed you avoiding the Ben-d-over the speaker of the house joke!

Are we a bit sensative or did we lose what-ever humor was never there to begin with. Or, maybe your political Zipper is down and now everyone knows what we are now! LOL!

lfdavis Loc: Pelham, Alabama

Goober, the joke wasn't about the speaker. Make one up about him and post it, and we'll read it.

Oh, and I doubt that you've actually LOL'd or told a joke in quite a long time -- too much anger, too emotionally repressed. And besides, they've done a study on the comments of people who feel the need to use "LOL" to show that what they've texted was actually funny, and it's been determined that it now stands for "Leftwing Obnoxious Loser" (you might want to keep that in mind -- if it doesn't make you angry, of course...).

I'll let the kids at the hospital know you like my makeup.

BTW, don't bother replying. Your drivel has become repetitive and, as alluded to above, obnoxious, and not worth my time reading.

yhtomit Loc: Port Land. Oregon

You are right name calling small penis person,Big John is history and a joke.
It appears you know a lot about smoking poop.First hand knowledge?Don't forget to take your med's before you hit the bottle again.
You also miss spelled kool aid shallow one.
I hope you are nice to your mother,she deserves better than you.
Happy VD.

James Parrish Loc: Folsom, California

Turn on the computer and see you could not sleep last night.

They have done studies about clowns that need to have the last word. Thank you for the verification of that research.

Your attention to spelling is very amusing and again shows a lack of humor, hence the need to wear a mask that suggest humor. NOW that's funny.

So you are clear, I'm an Independant voter. Unlike yourself, I do not need to hide behind parties and wear a masks, like KKK etc.

In case you missed what I said earlier my mother passed away many years ago you moron.

However, I do agree that she really deserved better than myself. ALL mothers deserve better that what they have created.

So I see your attention to detail is lacking. I must assume that YOU are very consumed with anger and need that mask to hide behind. I feel sorry for the kids you claim to be helping.

There was another guy that dressed like a clown and played with kids , let's see his name started with, but I regress, that wasn't funny either. Rather tragic ending actually.

This response was not for you but for those who really wanted to see what I would say.

Now take your meds and sleep tight you have all day to rest your emotions.