Wouldn't It Be Nice (Joke)
Feb 9, 2014 11:29:25 #
Wouldnt it be nice if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes and come out wrinkle free, back to our original shape, three sizes smaller and smelling April fresh.
Feb 9, 2014 11:30:17 #
Jerry Brown wrote:
Wouldnt it be nice if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes and come out wrinkle free, back to our original shape, three sizes smaller and smelling April fresh.
NICE!
Feb 9, 2014 11:34:13 #
Feb 9, 2014 11:37:15 #
Feb 9, 2014 11:48:14 #
Feb 10, 2014 08:48:55 #
paulie1138
Loc: Arizona
With my luck, I would just sound like someone tossed in their tennis shoes! Ka-thummpitty thump thump!
Feb 10, 2014 11:16:29 #
Jerry Brown wrote:
Wouldnt it be nice if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes and come out wrinkle free, back to our original shape, three sizes smaller and smelling April fresh.
Boy! I could use that.
:) :) :)
Feb 12, 2014 18:55:52 #
Jerry Brown wrote:
Wouldnt it be nice if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes and come out wrinkle free, back to our original shape, three sizes smaller and smelling April fresh.
You had to mention a Dryer.
Back in the Nineties, me my wife
and a few friends were very big in horse back riding and wagon
riding. I did a little of both so on one occasion we had a local
parade coming up and the leather harness for my team was
dirty and needed cleaning and oiling. I didn't have the normal
three to four days to let the leather dry out naturally, so I
got the idea to put it in the Dryer. I got one of the wife's older
quilts and tied the harness up in it with twine. I didn't remove
the pull chains and left it in the dryer. She was not home at the
time or i wouldn't be writing this now.
When I returned to check on it, the string came loose the chains
had beaten the enamel off the walls of the dryer and dented the
heck out of it. She has to this day never figured out what happened to it. When her birthday came up I bought her a new
one. That Red Head would kill me today if she new the truth.
Thanks for letting me vent and have a clear conscious. mdh
Feb 13, 2014 13:33:45 #
Feb 13, 2014 13:34:27 #
Feb 13, 2014 14:10:19 #
paulie1138 wrote:
had to add the "redhead" comment.....LOL!
That Red Hair is what turned my head fifty years ago and it
still shines today. I will have to admit it didn't have the temper
back then that it does today. mdh
Feb 13, 2014 14:38:47 #
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