DaveO Loc: Northeast CT

A man sits next to a pretty girl on the plane and she's reading a book titled: "Sex Myths Or Not?" The man says: "Gee, that looks interesting, is there anything you'd like to share?" She says: "Well two things, one is that Indians have the greatest duration and the Polish have the biggest girth. By the way, my name is Susan Jones, what's yours?" Without hesitation, the man replies: "Tonto Kowalski."