Ront53 Loc: Maryland

"As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."



"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said Paddy Sheehan, the Irishman. "Back home in me favorite pub in Galway, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another; all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you get laid, all on the house!"


The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims.
"Did this actually happen to you?"



"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman,
"but it did happen to me sister quite a few times."

handgunner Loc: Windsor Locks, Connecticut

Good one!!

DaveO Loc: Northeast CT

Makes sense!

ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas

That makes sense to me.

orrie barber Loc: Stratford,CT.

I think that was a great joke. I am Irish and would like to forward it to my relatives but don't know how ,can you help?

orrie barber Loc: Stratford,CT.

orrie barber Loc: Stratford,CT.