NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
Jan 15, 2014 04:44:02 #
This is especially for the the men to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' -- that will bring on a 'whatever'.)
(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F -- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I've got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' -- that will bring on a 'whatever'.)
(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F -- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I've got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.
Jan 15, 2014 05:11:40 #
Jan 15, 2014 05:17:23 #
I am going to have this printed on a business size card, laminated and carry it with me at all times...thanks!
Jan 15, 2014 05:20:34 #
Crwiwy wrote:
This is especially for the the men to warn them ab... (show quote)
Hey Crwiwy..... another:
'Maybe later' - means never.
Both my wife and I laughed at your list.... thanks.
Warren
Jan 15, 2014 05:47:58 #
HaHaHa! I've caught myself saying "Don't worry about it" when I really meant "pay attention."
Jan 15, 2014 06:10:03 #
Jan 15, 2014 07:13:26 #
"If you think for one minute"..... means (**loud sigh**)
'No ... you don't think and neither do you have a brain in your skull ...you need to go back and read the rules ... you idjified excuse for a human male ! !'
Whatever!! :) :)
'No ... you don't think and neither do you have a brain in your skull ...you need to go back and read the rules ... you idjified excuse for a human male ! !'
Whatever!! :) :)
Jan 15, 2014 07:15:12 #
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Jan 15, 2014 08:20:34 #
Don't act dumb: She knows you're not acting!
I told you: Next time, pay attention!
I told you: Next time, pay attention!
Jan 15, 2014 09:24:42 #
colo43 wrote:
you had forgotten to add: "is that your final word?"
it goes without saying - the woman always has the final word! :roll:
Jan 15, 2014 09:42:34 #
Crwiwy wrote:
it goes without saying - the woman always has the final word! :roll:
in more ways than one.
:)
Jan 15, 2014 11:14:10 #
colo43 wrote:
in more ways than one.
:)
:)
When it is a Red Head you need to Watch the Eyes with
any of those answers, they speak Volumes. LoL mdh
Jan 15, 2014 11:19:04 #
Morrisdh wrote:
When it is a Red Head you need to Watch the Eyes with
any of those answers, they speak Volumes. LoL mdh
any of those answers, they speak Volumes. LoL mdh
I think I qualify and so does Diane..
:)
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