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Jan 14, 2014 10:25:22   #
Old Grey Beard Loc: Salt Lake City, Utah
 
Deep Thinkers






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Steve Cutler
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Today at 6:09 AM





















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What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.










My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.










Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.










Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.










Time for another beer.

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Jan 14, 2014 10:34:29   #
iDoc Loc: Knoxville,Tennessee
 
No images.

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Jan 14, 2014 10:57:34   #
Old Grey Beard Loc: Salt Lake City, Utah
 
iDoc wrote:
No images.

Yeah the copy and paste didn't work well. It was a lousy pic anyway. posted for the text

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Jan 14, 2014 11:05:31   #
crissx09 Loc: FL-USA
 
Old Grey Beard wrote:
Deep Thinkers






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Steve Cutler
To Bruskmassey79



Today at 6:09 AM





















P1000055.JPG
























What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.










My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.










Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.










Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.










Time for another beer.
Deep Thinkers br br br br br br br &#5... (show quote)

OGB: you are a natural super Lawyer. Your presentation in this case is 100% a winner..!!!!

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Jan 14, 2014 12:37:37   #
Old Grey Beard Loc: Salt Lake City, Utah
 
crissx09 wrote:
OGB: you are a natural super Lawyer. Your presentation in this case is 100% a winner..!!!!


:lol: :lol:

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Jan 14, 2014 13:56:00   #
papayanirvana Loc: Kauai
 
nice use of white space

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Jan 14, 2014 14:25:12   #
Old Grey Beard Loc: Salt Lake City, Utah
 
papayanirvana wrote:
nice use of white space


hey..........it's just how it pasted

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Jan 14, 2014 20:24:41   #
ClydeSelsor Loc: Portage/Burns Harbor, IN. U.S.A.
 
Lmao!

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Jan 15, 2014 10:44:51   #
ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
Great joke, images not needed, let your brain imagine it....
just a thought.

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Jan 15, 2014 23:16:52   #
TrainNut Loc: Ridin' the rails
 
good deductions. :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

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