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Jan 8, 2014 15:06:00   #
Colin Holmes Loc: Luton England
 
The sermon this morning " Jesus walks on water"
The sermon this evening " Searching for Jesus"

Don't let worry kill you off..let the church help.

Ladies, don't forget the Church rummage sale, it's a chance to get rid of those things around the house not worth keeping....bring your husbands.

Miss Christine Mason sang " I will not pass this way again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the Church basement Friday afternoon.

The Associate Minister unveiled the Church's new campaign slogan last Sunday " I upped my pledge....up yours"

At the evening service tonight the sermon topic will be " What is hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

The Eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare,s Hamlet in the Church basement at 7pm. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Weight watchers will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance.

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Jan 8, 2014 15:11:01   #
vicksart Loc: Novato, CA -earthquake country
 
I've seen some of these before, but enjoyed seeing them again. Thanks for my morning laugh. :-D

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Jan 8, 2014 15:25:09   #
Big Stopper Loc: London
 
Thanks Colin, I tried not to laugh but couldn't help myself. :thumbup:

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Jan 8, 2014 15:47:00   #
St3v3M Loc: 35,000 feet
 
Funny

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Jan 8, 2014 16:18:26   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
Very good!

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Jan 8, 2014 16:23:25   #
SpeedyWilson Loc: Upstate South Carolina
 
They were using these back when Moses carved the first church bulletin.

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Jan 8, 2014 16:23:40   #
DOOK Loc: Maclean, Australia
 
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jan 9, 2014 09:13:07   #
ishootthings Loc: Western shore of Lake Michigan
 
Thank you for a morning laugh! :thumbup:

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Jan 9, 2014 15:00:44   #
bonjac Loc: Santa Ynez, CA 93460
 
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jan 9, 2014 20:44:48   #
JoAnneK01 Loc: Lahaina, Hawaii
 
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jan 9, 2014 23:17:02   #
venturer9 Loc: Newton, Il.
 
Funny Stuff, thanks..

Mike

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Jan 10, 2014 00:20:50   #
rnolen
 
A true one from the church I used to pastor:
Our sympathies are extended to Jane S. whose aunt went to be with the Lord in Ft. Wayne, IN.

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