DaveO Loc: Northeast CT

MY first set of bifocals was when the new 'progressive lenses' were first released. I remember standing in a parking lot and slowly turning my head and the parked cars seemed to move like a huge ocean wave. That took some getting used to as did other movements of my eyes. The worst issue was my first trip to the bathroom, looking down and seeing a big one and a little one. Guess what?? The big one wasn't mine and I peed on the wall before I could get the right one!! When you gotta go, you gotta go.

pipesgt Loc: Central Florida

Wait until you get your first pair of tri-focals.

Then try to play Ping-Pong.

DaveO Loc: Northeast CT

You win!!