beachlover Loc: Surf City ,North Carolina

I no this is not a forum for jokes,,,but i always say that making a person smile or laugh is a present from the heart


so MERRY CHRISTMASSSSSSSS TO YOU ALL

Clark



"Something Wrong?"

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the
doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's
the problem?"

The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She
keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on
weight, and is sick most mornings."

The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then
turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know
how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant -
about 4 months, would be my guess."

The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has
never ever been left alone with a man! Have you,
Darla?"

Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"

The doctor walked over to the window and just stares
out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother
says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"

The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last
time anything like this happened, a star appeared in
the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be
darned if I'm going to miss it this time!"