Joke for cold weather.
Jan 5, 2014 10:17:54 #
The westerner got off his horse, flipped the reins around the hitching post, walked to the back of the horse, picked up the tail and planted a big old kiss on the horse's behind. Goes inside and sits down and the bartender says "You didn't do what I think you just did?" The man says "I've got the worst case of chapped lips I've ever had." The bartender says "And that cures them??" Man says "No, but I don't lick 'em anymore."
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Jan 6, 2014 06:46:34 #
DaveO wrote:
The westerner got off his horse, flipped the reins around the hitching post, walked to the back of the horse, picked up the tail and planted a big old kiss on the horse's behind. Goes inside and sits down and the bartender says "You didn't do what I think you just did?" The man says "I've got the worst case of chapped lips I've ever had." The bartender says "And that cures them??" Man says "No, but I don't lick 'em anymore."
Coffee all over the keyboard. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jan 6, 2014 06:49:04 #
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Jan 6, 2014 08:40:55 #
I'm just glad I wasn't reading this when I was near my horse!!!
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Jan 7, 2014 11:28:09 #
If I had my druthers, I druther kiss lipstick on a purty gal, but they don't seem to want 94 year old men.
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