Its the bike or the wife.......you choose!!!! Not frequenting this forum it is strange to be here. But this ad made me laugh so hard that I had to share it. The wife said its "either...

MT Shooter Loc: Montana

Not frequenting this forum it is strange to be here. But this ad made me laugh so hard that I had to share it.
The wife said its "either the bike or me!"
So he posted both for sale on Craigslist, the buyer gets to decide which one!

http://www.hdforums.com/articles/either-bike-goes/

But it is a Sportster.........I suppose he will end up keeping the wife. ;-)

dirtpusher Loc: tulsa oklahoma

too funny.. keep bike!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robert Graybeal Loc: Myrtle Beach

If it has wheels or tits ... it will cost you.

dirtpusher Loc: tulsa oklahoma

the bike sits quietly patiently waiting for you to come back...lol

handgunner Loc: Windsor Locks, Connecticut

Is it really a choice between his wife and the bike ... or is he looking for an excuse to run away with his G/F?

Another thought ... Maybe he likes a 3 way, him, the G/F, on the bike????

handgunner Loc: Windsor Locks, Connecticut

MT Shooter wrote:

Not frequenting this forum it is strange to be here. But this ad made me laugh so hard that I had to share it.
The wife said its "either the bike or me!"
So he posted both for sale on Craigslist, the buyer gets to decide which one!

http://www.hdforums.com/articles/either-bike-goes/

But it is a Sportster.........I suppose he will end up keeping the wife. ;-)

The bigger jugs win out every time ... LOL

:thumbup:

Racin17 Loc: Western Pa

One likes to be in control while being ridden, the other likes the rider in control...... Hmmmmm which one to keep.......

magicray Loc: Tampa Bay, Florida

What's the difference between a guy on a motorcycle and a Hoover vacuum cleaner?

The location of the dirt bag.

Oldie, but goodie. ;-)

davidrb Loc: Half way there on the 45th Parallel

MT Shooter wrote:

Not frequenting this forum it is strange to be here. But this ad made me laugh so hard that I had to share it.
The wife said its "either the bike or me!"
So he posted both for sale on Craigslist, the buyer gets to decide which one!

http://www.hdforums.com/articles/either-bike-goes/

But it is a Sportster.........I suppose he will end up keeping the wife. ;-)

When I worked @ the local Chevy shop a very wise mechanic advised me that when faced with such a choice, "always look underneath both". Nice bike :lol: :lol: :lol:

heyrob Loc: Western Washington

magicray wrote:

What's the difference between a guy on a motorcycle and a Hoover vacuum cleaner?

The location of the dirt bag.

Oldie, but goodie. ;-)

:thumbup: I heard it as "What's the difference between a Harley & a Hoover?" Same answer though.

magicray Loc: Tampa Bay, Florida

heyrob wrote:

:thumbup: I heard it as "What's the difference between a Harley & a Hoover?" Same answer though.

That's it!

Luki Loc: New York

Whichever has the bigger tank?

BobSgt Loc: Oceanside, CA

I have had two motorcycle accidents. Both medical incidents covered by insurance. Virtually zero cost. I had one divorce when young with nothing to divide except the dogs. That was easy zero cost. After 30 years of current marriage I don't think the cost would be zero so I will hold pat thank you. She's a great lady and would keep her even if she did not approve the purchase of a new D610 that is supposed to arrive this morning. 8-)

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

MT Shooter wrote:

Not frequenting this forum it is strange to be here. But this ad made me laugh so hard that I had to share it.
The wife said its "either the bike or me!"
So he posted both for sale on Craigslist, the buyer gets to decide which one!

http://www.hdforums.com/articles/either-bike-goes/

But it is a Sportster.........I suppose he will end up keeping the wife. ;-)

If he was smart, he'd offer a test ride for each.

fly boy

Sorta puts a new meaning on the perspective of "Hump Day"