SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Simple Truth: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, "Congrats".
But, none of them touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".
Simple Truth: Some members of a team are never appreciated.
FIVE Other Simple Truths
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk.
Bonus Truth:
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
Funny stiff, Mug. Thanks!
magicray wrote:
Funny stiff, Mug. Thanks!
:thumbup: :thumbup: I thought it might be a little too risque for this board...but what the hell.
jwenz
Loc: Northern Wisc.
Sensational humor. Thanks
How about this one..
It's all sh**'s & Giggles until someone Giggles & Sh**'s.
mugwhump wrote:
SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Simple Truth: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, "Congrats".
But, none of them touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".
Simple Truth: Some members of a team are never appreciated.
FIVE Other Simple Truths
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk.
Bonus Truth:
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
SIMPLE TRUTH 1 br Lovers help each other undress... (
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"4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them."
I have a list. How about a "hunting season"? :wink: :roll: :?
steve40
Loc: Asheville/Canton, NC, USA
mugwhump wrote:
SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Simple Truth: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, "Congrats".
But, none of them touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".
Simple Truth: Some members of a team are never appreciated.
FIVE Other Simple Truths
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk.
Bonus Truth:
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
SIMPLE TRUTH 1 br Lovers help each other undress... (
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That was bad, the husband shot the wrong party. Shooting the guy does not stop the problem, there are always more guys.
steve40 wrote:
That was bad, the husband shot the wrong party. Shooting the guy does not stop the problem, there are always more guys.
Dat's true :thumbup: A hoe is a hoe is a hoe
mugwhump wrote:
Dat's true :thumbup: A hoe is a hoe is a hoe
There is a lot of different kinds of "hoes". :wink: :roll: :shock: 8-) :?
steve40
Loc: Asheville/Canton, NC, USA
There is also these kinds. :lol: These is the biggest "Hoe's".
Milk may not solve a lot of problems but it will stop the baby from crying at times and stave off starvation for a while.
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