Satan's beatitudes #24: If Satan were to write his own beatitudes, one of them might go something like this: " Blessed are those who believe that "Religion is something that happens...

Batman Loc: South-Central Texas

If Satan were to write his own beatitudes, one of them might go something like this:
" Blessed are those who believe that "Religion is something that happens only on Sunday's!" Without them I couldn't do my job.

Bobbee

Batman wrote:

If Satan were to write his own beatitudes, one of them might go something like this:
" Blessed are those who believe that "Religion is something that happens only on Sunday's!" Without them I couldn't do my job.

Or as Jethro Tull put it (Used this twice this week, really need to get the record out)

".......So I left there in the morning
With their god tucked underneath my arm --
Their half-assed smiles and the book of rules.
So I asked this god a question

And by way of firm reply,
He said -- I'm not the kind you have to wind up on sundays.
So to my old headmaster (and to anyone who cares):
Before I'm through I'd like to say my prayers --......"

flathead27ford Loc: Colorado, North of Greeley

Bobbee wrote:

Or as Jethro Tull put it (Used this twice this week, really need to get the record out)

".......So I left there in the morning
With their god tucked underneath my arm --
Their half-assed smiles and the book of rules.
So I asked this god a question

And by way of firm reply,
He said -- I'm not the kind you have to wind up on sundays.
So to my old headmaster (and to anyone who cares):
Before I'm through I'd like to say my prayers --......"

AWESOME! A Jethro Tull quote from one of their songs!!!!! I'm a big fan, can you tell? :-) Cheers.