pounder35 wrote:
I had a nun once as an art teacher in the 7th grade. You don't mess with them! :lol: :thumbup:
When I was in HS I got suspended for 3 days ( in school ).
Each teacher ( nun or priest ) gave you assignments.
My English Lit teacher said at the end of 3 days, I had to have memorized the first 20 lines of chaucer's canterbury tales IN MIDDLE ENGLISH!
Here bygynneth the Book
of the tales of Caunterbury
Here begins the Book
of the Tales of Canterbury
1: Whan that aprill with his shoures soote
2: The droghte of march hath perced to the roote,
3: And bathed every veyne in swich licour
4: Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
5: Whan zephirus eek with his sweete breeth
6: Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
7: Tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
8: Hath in the ram his halve cours yronne,
9: And smale foweles maken melodye,
10: That slepen al the nyght with open ye
11: (so priketh hem nature in hir corages);
12: Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages,
13: And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes,
14: To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes;
15: And specially from every shires ende
16: Of engelond to caunterbury they wende,
17: The hooly blisful martir for to seke,
18: That hem hath holpen whan that they were seeke. When April with his showers sweet with fruit
The drought of March has pierced unto the root
And bathed each vein with liquor that has power
To generate therein and sire the flower;
When Zephyr also has, with his sweet breath,
Quickened again, in every holt and heath,
The tender shoots and
AND THAT TEACHES YOU NOT to screw up in class!