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Nov 22, 2013 17:23:09   #
mugwhump Loc: San Diego CA
 
Hamburgers cost $5 (give or take, depending on the toppings). Eighty five percent of the people think that's fair and buy the hamburger. Fifteen percent (who are vegetarians, prefer hot dogs, or simply aren't hungry) don't buy hamburgers.


obama thinks everyone needs a hamburger !! He thinks that everyone needs the $7.50 hamburger, which is the super special, containing things like mushrooms, onions, pickles, and a half a dozen other toppings which many people don't like or want. He declares that there is only one hamburger that people can buy; i.e., the $7.50 one !!


He also thinks some should get their hamburgers for free, or at least subsidized. Now the price of ALL hamburgers have been raised to $10 to cover the subsidized ones, like those that Congress and their staff members eat (and only pay $2.50 for their hamburgers, since we pay for 75% of theirs) !!!


Now, under political pressure, obama is telling the hamburger vendors to sell the $5 hamburger until the next election... but the vendors no longer make the $5 hamburger... and are being told by various state food regulators that the current Federal law forbids the selling of "inferior" hamburgers so they must continue to sell the $10 hamburger (it IS the law, after all !!!)


So... does this make things clear to you?

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Nov 22, 2013 17:42:36   #
TrainNut Loc: Ridin' the rails
 
mugwhump wrote:
Hamburgers cost $5 (give or take, depending on the toppings). Eighty five percent of the people think that's fair and buy the hamburger. Fifteen percent (who are vegetarians, prefer hot dogs, or simply aren't hungry) don't buy hamburgers.


obama thinks everyone needs a hamburger !! He thinks that everyone needs the $7.50 hamburger, which is the super special, containing things like mushrooms, onions, pickles, and a half a dozen other toppings which many people don't like or want. He declares that there is only one hamburger that people can buy; i.e., the $7.50 one !!


He also thinks some should get their hamburgers for free, or at least subsidized. Now the price of ALL hamburgers have been raised to $10 to cover the subsidized ones, like those that Congress and their staff members eat (and only pay $2.50 for their hamburgers, since we pay for 75% of theirs) !!!


Now, under political pressure, obama is telling the hamburger vendors to sell the $5 hamburger until the next election... but the vendors no longer make the $5 hamburger... and are being told by various state food regulators that the current Federal law forbids the selling of "inferior" hamburgers so they must continue to sell the $10 hamburger (it IS the law, after all !!!)


So... does this make things clear to you?
Hamburgers cost $5 (give or take, depending on the... (show quote)


That explains it very well.
Let the fun begin. :roll: :wink:

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Nov 22, 2013 17:44:34   #
mugwhump Loc: San Diego CA
 
TrainNut wrote:
That explains it very well.
Let the fun begin. :roll: :wink:


:D

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Nov 22, 2013 17:47:02   #
TucsonCoyote Loc: Tucson AZ
 
It has just been revealed to me (by the press...imagine that!!) that the new "nuclear thing" they passed yesterday will allow
the law on hamburgers to be repealed easily with a simple majority vote and we will be able to all go back to free enterprise.

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Nov 22, 2013 17:51:03   #
mugwhump Loc: San Diego CA
 
TucsonCoyote wrote:
It has just been revealed to me (by the press...imagine that!!) that the new "nuclear thing" they passed yesterday will allow
the law on hamburgers to be repealed easily with a simple majority vote and we will be able to all go back to free enterprise.


I will believe it when I see it!

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Nov 22, 2013 18:38:57   #
autofocus Loc: North Central Connecticut
 
Well, if you take that onion off the burger, peel it back, understand that all the confusion and chaos is intentional, you will then see that "Mickey D" goes away, and now Uncle Sam becomes the new Ronald McDonalds, the mega burger flipper for all...would you like carbon tax with your burger sir?

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Nov 22, 2013 19:56:19   #
n3eg Loc: West coast USA
 
Would you like fries with that?

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Nov 22, 2013 23:01:34   #
mugwhump Loc: San Diego CA
 
autofocus wrote:
Well, if you take that onion off the burger, peel it back, understand that all the confusion and chaos is intentional, you will then see that "Mickey D" goes away, and now Uncle Sam becomes the new Ronald McDonalds, the mega burger flipper for all...would you like carbon tax with your burger sir?


Ain't it the truth :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Nov 22, 2013 23:01:44   #
mugwhump Loc: San Diego CA
 
n3eg wrote:
Would you like fries with that?


:thumbup: :thumbup:

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Nov 24, 2013 23:38:44   #
spinkick Loc: Watseka IL
 
But no Big Gulp to wash it down with. That would be bad for your health

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Nov 24, 2013 23:47:32   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
TucsonCoyote wrote:
It has just been revealed to me (by the press...imagine that!!) that the new "nuclear thing" they passed yesterday will allow
the law on hamburgers to be repealed easily with a simple majority vote and we will be able to all go back to free enterprise.


Only if the friends of hamburger vendors become the majority in the Senate.

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Nov 25, 2013 00:47:23   #
mugwhump Loc: San Diego CA
 
SteveR wrote:
Only if the friends of hamburger vendors become the majority in the Senate.


:D :D

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Nov 25, 2013 00:47:36   #
mugwhump Loc: San Diego CA
 
spinkick wrote:
But no Big Gulp to wash it down with. That would be bad for your health


:thumbup: :thumbup:

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