Unexpected reward
Oct 14, 2013 01:32:38 #
Subject: Unexpected reward....
An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah.
He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request.
Since I'm only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never was with a woman.
So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won't know what to do sexually, can I have 72 whores?
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied:
"Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because idiots like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex.
So you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually hungry; and frankly, you'll be on a constant and very exhausting duty."
The bomber responded, " Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity!
Allah replied quizzingly, "Who told you they were women?"
An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah.
He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request.
Since I'm only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never was with a woman.
So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won't know what to do sexually, can I have 72 whores?
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied:
"Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because idiots like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex.
So you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually hungry; and frankly, you'll be on a constant and very exhausting duty."
The bomber responded, " Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity!
Allah replied quizzingly, "Who told you they were women?"
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Oct 16, 2013 09:37:19 #
bcheary wrote:
Subject: Unexpected reward.... br br An 18-year-o... (show quote)
OH, OUCH! Didn't see that coming! Funny!!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
Oct 16, 2013 11:12:48 #
Penny MG wrote:
OH, OUCH! Didn't see that coming! Funny!!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol:
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