Bill Houghton wrote:
Curly had a way with words which made him a winner with women. So when he scored the most beautiful girl at the party, his two mates followed and pressed their ears to the bedroom door.
"You've got a magnificent body," they heard him say. "It is so lovely that it should be captured on canvas and painted by a master."
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
"Who's there?" asked Curly
"Rembrandt and Reubens" came the reply