magicray wrote:
Politicians don't have hemorrhoids, they are perfect a**holes. :roll:
Two cockroaches are devouring the garbage in a trashcan. As one of them munches, the other tells him about a house he just left.
Youd never believe it, he says, but the kitchen was spotless. Everything -- the sink, the utensils, the counters -- all of it was sparkling clean.
The other roach stops chewing and says, Do you have to talk like that when Im eating?
Eat at Joe's. Five million flies can't be wrong!!