Male Fairy Tale
Oct 9, 2013 18:33:14 #
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
"Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and
dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and passed a lot of fanny flappers, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.
The End.
"Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and
dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and passed a lot of fanny flappers, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.
The End.
Oct 9, 2013 20:19:52 #
I love it. I missed out on a princess, but I missed out on most of those other things too. :lol: :lol:
Oct 9, 2013 20:41:13 #
Wabbit
Loc: Arizona Desert
pipesgt wrote:
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princ... (show quote)
And that Doc is the real heaven .....
Oct 9, 2013 20:50:08 #
Oct 10, 2013 10:43:01 #
...and in reality was lonely and miserable! Been there, done that; then happily married for 48 years.
Oct 10, 2013 11:54:18 #
Wabbit
Loc: Arizona Desert
Floyd wrote:
...and in reality was lonely and miserable! Been there, done that; then happily married for 48 years.
Hey Doc ..... don't wanna bust ya bubble but after a few years ya can'r remember what happy is ..... and after 10 years ya brainwashed ..... after 20 ya a goner ..... 48 years with the same woman, god bless you .....
Oct 10, 2013 13:37:02 #
Oct 10, 2013 16:54:27 #
Wabbit wrote:
Hey Doc ..... don't wanna bust ya bubble but after a few years ya can'r remember what happy is ..... and after 10 years ya brainwashed ..... after 20 ya a goner ..... 48 years with the same woman, god bless you .....
Only 47 years for me.
Oct 10, 2013 17:28:54 #
Floyd wrote:
I know. You are a chirpy 90 years old, been married for 70 years, happily married for the first 48 and outright miserable for the last 22. :XD:...and in reality was lonely and miserable! Been there, done that; then happily married for 48 years.
Oct 10, 2013 19:15:20 #
Wabbit
Loc: Arizona Desert
magicray wrote:
I know. You are a chirpy 90 years old, been married for 70 years, happily married for the first 48 and outright miserable for the last 22. :XD:
48 happy years out of 70 ain't too bad Doc .....
Oct 10, 2013 19:23:08 #
Wrong!! I'm 77 and the last 48 years have, like everyone, had a few ups and downs; however, the many good times have pushed the few down times into fading memory. My major regret was that I was stupid enough to put off marrying this lady out of fear and missed a couple of good years.
Oct 10, 2013 20:43:15 #
pipesgt wrote:
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princ... (show quote)
(sigh) cudda been ME, but she said yes
Oct 10, 2013 22:04:12 #
Bruce with a Canon wrote:
Bruce...I would never marry a woman that would have me for a husband.(sigh) cudda been ME, but she said yes
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