Three Labrador retrievers
Oct 8, 2013 18:25:32 #
Three Labrador retrievers
Three Labrador retrievers - one brown, one black and one yellow - were sitting in the vets' waiting room...when they struck up a conversation.
The black lab turned to the brown lab and said "So, why are you here?"
The brown lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything. The sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids.... But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owners' bed."
The black lab asked, "So what is the vet going to do?"
"Going to cut off my testicles," replied the brown lab. "They reckon it will calm me down."
The black lab turned to the yellow lab and asked, "Why are you here?"
The yellow lab replied, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences; dig up flowers and trees. I dig for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last ni ght when I dug a great hole in my owners' couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired.
"Looks like I'm losing my testicles, too," the dejected yellow lab said.
The yellow lab turned to the black lab and asked, "Why are you here?"
"I'm a humper," the black lab said. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, the table, post-boxes....whatever. I want to hump anything I see.
Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself.
I hopped on her back and started humping away!"
The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "Testicles off for you, too, then...huh?"
The black lab said, "No - I'm here to get my nails clipped."
Three Labrador retrievers - one brown, one black and one yellow - were sitting in the vets' waiting room...when they struck up a conversation.
The black lab turned to the brown lab and said "So, why are you here?"
The brown lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything. The sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids.... But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owners' bed."
The black lab asked, "So what is the vet going to do?"
"Going to cut off my testicles," replied the brown lab. "They reckon it will calm me down."
The black lab turned to the yellow lab and asked, "Why are you here?"
The yellow lab replied, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences; dig up flowers and trees. I dig for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last ni ght when I dug a great hole in my owners' couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired.
"Looks like I'm losing my testicles, too," the dejected yellow lab said.
The yellow lab turned to the black lab and asked, "Why are you here?"
"I'm a humper," the black lab said. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, the table, post-boxes....whatever. I want to hump anything I see.
Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself.
I hopped on her back and started humping away!"
The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "Testicles off for you, too, then...huh?"
The black lab said, "No - I'm here to get my nails clipped."
Oct 8, 2013 19:03:40 #
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