Smile for Today
Oct 7, 2013 12:38:16 #
Ront53
Loc: Maryland
SCOTCH?
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed.
"No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?"
"No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed.
"No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?"
"No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"
Oct 7, 2013 16:14:19 #
Oct 7, 2013 17:16:45 #
Wabbit
Loc: Arizona Desert
Ront53 wrote:
SCOTCH? br br On the first day of school, the chi... (show quote)
Ha,ha,ha,ha, must have been a parochial school, huh Doc .....
Oct 7, 2013 17:16:54 #
Oct 8, 2013 09:56:11 #
Not just yummy, but FUNNY!
Ront53 wrote:
SCOTCH? br br On the first day of school, the chi... (show quote)
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