A state legislator is awakened in the middle of the night by his wife.
She whispers, "I think there's a thief in the house."
"Not in the House, my dear," her husband says. "Perhaps in the Senate, but not in the House."
Sarge69
GeneB
Loc: Chattanooga Tennessee
Another good one :thumbup: Can anyone say blinders?
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