Best joke ever.
Oct 7, 2013 04:00:45 #
I got this one from a Facebook post.
BEST JOKE EVER.
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, What are all those clocks?
St. Peter answered, Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.
Oh, said the man, whose clock is that?
Thats Mother Teresas. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.
Incredible, said the man.
Thats Abraham Lincolns clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.
Wheres Obamas clock?
His clock is in Jesus office. Hes using it as a ceiling fan.
BEST JOKE EVER.
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, What are all those clocks?
St. Peter answered, Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.
Oh, said the man, whose clock is that?
Thats Mother Teresas. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.
Incredible, said the man.
Thats Abraham Lincolns clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.
Wheres Obamas clock?
His clock is in Jesus office. Hes using it as a ceiling fan.
Oct 7, 2013 05:27:59 #
Oct 7, 2013 05:48:03 #
I am laughing, even though it is obviously a Republican joke, designed to misdirect our attention from the Republican statements after the election last time that they would follow the mandate of the people and work with the Obama administration and its agenda, obviously his health care program was part of that. Then they stabbed him in the back and shut down the whole Gov't.
Oct 8, 2013 05:46:36 #
lachmap
Loc: Sydney Australia
Where is George Bush junior and senior's clocks? Driving a twin engine Cessna!!!
Oct 8, 2013 08:00:01 #
RichieC
Loc: Adirondacks
He said the very same thing- he refuses to even talk to them while they wait patiently and give in and offer options ... You know how you can tell he is lying? Barry's lips move.
georgevedwards wrote:
I am laughing, even though it is obviously a Republican joke, designed to misdirect our attention from the Republican statements after the election last time that they would follow the mandate of the people and work with the Obama administration and its agenda, obviously his health care program was part of that. Then they stabbed him in the back and shut down the whole Gov't.
Oct 8, 2013 11:01:20 #
Oct 8, 2013 21:32:36 #
georgevedwards wrote:
I am laughing, even though it is obviously a Republican joke, designed to misdirect our attention from the Republican statements after the election last time that they would follow the mandate of the people and work with the Obama administration and its agenda, obviously his health care program was part of that. Then they stabbed him in the back and shut down the whole Gov't.
Actually "meathead" the House (that branch of government that is most representative of the people) is Republican and as such more representative of the sentiments of the people. They have been given a mandate by the people to get rid of the health care disaster program via defunding it for now and repelling it later. They have also funded the government with the exception of the health care legislation and as soon as Harry Reid and the other asshole wish to fund the government it will be funded. So it's the moron in the White House that has shut the government down and not the House. Got It!
Oct 8, 2013 21:35:37 #
lachmap wrote:
Where is George Bush junior and senior's clocks? Driving a twin engine Cessna!!!
Ah! Your Cessna just crashed cuz the props were not spinning.
Oct 8, 2013 22:20:28 #
If you combined all the lies going on from all sides in Washington DC today, you'd have a hurricane.
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