Top ten indicators
Oct 6, 2013 17:25:30 #
rolf
Loc: Kenora Ont.Canada
TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "Embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "Embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
Oct 6, 2013 19:31:01 #
Oct 7, 2013 06:00:48 #
wireman8
Loc: Toledo, Ohio
This same list has been rehashed for every health plan to come down the pike in the last forty years,
Oct 7, 2013 10:58:22 #
venturer9
Loc: Newton, Il.
wireman8 wrote:
This same list has been rehashed for every health plan to come down the pike in the last forty years,
AND YOUR POINT IS ?
Mike
Oct 7, 2013 11:44:19 #
Twardlow
Loc: Arkansas
rolf wrote:
TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED ... (show quote)
Funny, in a cruel sort of way.
These are serious issues and they must be dealt with in real life.
Oct 8, 2013 20:04:47 #
Oct 8, 2013 20:07:23 #
wireman8 wrote:
This same list has been rehashed for every health plan to come down the pike in the last forty years,
Still funny
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