Anagrams? taking every letter in a word or phrase, rearranging them in a different order and making them into a completely different word or phrase;
I've tried it a time or two, but it just doesn't do a whole lot for me.
I heard there was a big "world series" of "anagrammers" recently, and second place was won by a clever fellow who took the phrase, "election results", and turned it into ..........."lies, lets recount". (not too shabby......)
The first place prize was taken by a very "astute" young conservative journalist, who started out with, "President Barack Obama", shuffled the letters around, and came up with, "an arab backed imposter".
Barrack Obama = Amok crab Arab.
Chinaman
Loc: Adelaide, South Australia, Australia
Not mine, but quite witty:
A telescope = To see place
An Aisle = Is a Lane
Astronomers = No more stars
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Conversation = Voices Rant On
Decimal Point = Im a Pencil Dot
Desperation = A rope ends it
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Dormitories = Tidier Rooms
Elvis = Lives
Executions = Exits on Cue
I run to escape = A persecution
Listen = Silent
Madam Curie = Radium came
Magna Carta=Anagram Act
Postmaster = Stamp Store
Red Tag Sale = Great Deals
Schoolmaster = The classroom
Slot Machines = Cash Lost inem
Spandex = Expands
The country side = No City Dust Here
The ears = Hear set
The eyes = They see
The Meaning of Life = The fine game of nil
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
Theological Seminaries = Sole Aim: Teach Religions
I do a thing called 'lexigrams' Sort of like the one using Obama's name. Take anyone's real name, make as many words from it as you can and 99 1/100% of the time it will tell you some amazing things about that person. I have never had it tell me anything that wasn't true.
When I meet someone new I do this and the next time I see them, I can have a conversation with them about things in their lives they never revealed and they think I am a mind reader. Try it with someone you know and see for yourself.
I just love the English Language!!!
HEART
Loc: God's Country - COLORADO
Chinaman wrote:
Not mine, but quite witty:
A telescope = To see place
An Aisle = Is a Lane
Astronomers = No more stars
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Conversation = Voices Rant On
Decimal Point = Im a Pencil Dot
Desperation = A rope ends it
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Dormitories = Tidier Rooms
Elvis = Lives
Executions = Exits on Cue
I run to escape = A persecution
Listen = Silent
Madam Curie = Radium came
Magna Carta=Anagram Act
Postmaster = Stamp Store
Red Tag Sale = Great Deals
Schoolmaster = The classroom
Slot Machines = Cash Lost inem
Spandex = Expands
The country side = No City Dust Here
The ears = Hear set
The eyes = They see
The Meaning of Life = The fine game of nil
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
Theological Seminaries = Sole Aim: Teach Religions
Not mine, but quite witty: br A telescope = To see... (
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Too much time on your hands = Too much time on your hands (even if their not yours)
Chinaman
Loc: Adelaide, South Australia, Australia
TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS, NORMANPR = OUTCOME - HAD HORNY, PORN SMUT IN MANOR :oops: :oops: :oops:
Chinaman wrote:
TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS, NORMANPR = OUTCOME - HAD HORNY, PORN SMUT IN MANOR :oops: :oops: :oops:
What are you talking about???????? :thumbdown:
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