This is a true story.
When Arthur Miller was going out with Marilyn Monroe he took her round to introduce her to his Jewish parents. During dinner she needed to go to the bathroom and asked for directions. She realised the bathroom was directly above the dining room and turned both taps on to hide the noise of her passing water.
Next day Arthur Miller phoned his father. 'What do you think of Marilyn, dad?'
' Lovely girl, son. Very pretty. Pisses like a horse.'
Must be true it was on the internet.
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