Aren't older women wonderful?
Sep 30, 2013 22:59:15 #
> After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
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> Now ... I have a $250,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
> My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
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> Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!
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> Now ... I have a $250,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
> My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
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> Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!
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Sep 30, 2013 23:10:22 #
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Oct 1, 2013 01:00:43 #
Oct 1, 2013 01:39:11 #
Oct 1, 2013 08:46:28 #
Yes they are. My wife is 69, lying next to me and snoring. I don't snore BTW
Oct 1, 2013 08:52:19 #
Just be careful or you could have a problem here. If she goes out and finds a 23 year old guy she is going to have more fun than you. Just do the math 23 goes into 73 a hell of a lot more than 73 will go into 23.
Oct 1, 2013 10:13:51 #
bcheary wrote:
> After being married for 50 years, I took a ca... (show quote)
And all along I thought Viagra was the solution to the problem. :lol:
Oct 1, 2013 13:05:51 #
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Oct 1, 2013 13:06:32 #
royden wrote:
Yes they are. My wife is 69, lying next to me and snoring. I don't snore BTW
:lol: :lol: That sound a lot like my house! :thumbup: :thumbup:
Oct 1, 2013 13:06:58 #
dragonfist wrote:
Just be careful or you could have a problem here. If she goes out and finds a 23 year old guy she is going to have more fun than you. Just do the math 23 goes into 73 a hell of a lot more than 73 will go into 23.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol:
Oct 1, 2013 13:07:16 #
flyguy wrote:
And all along I thought Viagra was the solution to the problem. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:Try Cialis, works better!
Oct 1, 2013 17:33:01 #
Oct 1, 2013 18:10:20 #
dragonfist wrote:
Just be careful or you could have a problem here. If she goes out and finds a 23 year old guy she is going to have more fun than you. Just do the math 23 goes into 73 a hell of a lot more than 73 will go into 23.
From the point of view of a man approaching th big 60 who happens to be a lifelong sailing enthusiast, I find that as I age, sex becomes a lot like sailing; when the wind wont fill my sails and they hang LIMP on the mast, I can always fire up the auxilliary engine.
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