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Sep 29, 2013 06:57:54   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
When we get older we think differently, don't we? This letter was sent to the Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today.
Dear Kean Elementary:
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Sprenger Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away.. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.
The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. Her distress over the broken radio touched me and I knew this was God's way of answering my prayers. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to kiss my ass.
Thank you for that opportunity.
Sincerely,
Agnes

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Sep 29, 2013 07:16:02   #
Shakey Loc: Traveling again to Norway and other places.
 
Never saw it coming. Hilarious!

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Sep 29, 2013 07:28:01   #
alby Loc: very eastern pa.
 
i love it

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Sep 29, 2013 07:34:26   #
Marilyng Loc: Lorain,Oh.
 
jerryc41 wrote:
When we get older we think differently, don't we? This letter was sent to the Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today.
Dear Kean Elementary:
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Sprenger Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away.. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.
The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. Her distress over the broken radio touched me and I knew this was God's way of answering my prayers. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to kiss my ass.
Thank you for that opportunity.
Sincerely,
Agnes
When we get older we think differently, don't we? ... (show quote)


To funny but oh so true! I worked in long-term care the last few years of my nursing career & had a few residents like this.This brought back a few memories,thank you Jerry.

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Sep 30, 2013 13:37:34   #
mugwhump Loc: San Diego CA
 
My wife had an aunt like that ...we would ask her what she wanted to eat and she would say whatta ya got? I don't want any of that slop you gave me last time! Old people can get away with saying just about anything!

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Sep 30, 2013 17:21:29   #
hopthecop Loc: salisbury md
 
mugwhump wrote:
My wife had an aunt like that ...we would ask her what she wanted to eat and she would say whatta ya got? I don't want any of that slop you gave me last time! Old people can get away with saying just about anything!


yup, we sure can..................

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Oct 1, 2013 00:05:39   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
jerryc41 wrote:
When we get older we think differently, don't we? This letter was sent to the Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today.
Dear Kean Elementary:
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Sprenger Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away.. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.
The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. Her distress over the broken radio touched me and I knew this was God's way of answering my prayers. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to kiss my ass.
Thank you for that opportunity.
Sincerely,
Agnes
When we get older we think differently, don't we? ... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Oct 1, 2013 01:07:46   #
Hal81 Loc: Bucks County, Pa.
 
jerryc41 wrote:
When we get older we think differently, don't we? This letter was sent to the Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today.
Dear Kean Elementary:
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Sprenger Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away.. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.
The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. Her distress over the broken radio touched me and I knew this was God's way of answering my prayers. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to kiss my ass.
Thank you for that opportunity.
Sincerely,
Agnes
When we get older we think differently, don't we? ... (show quote)


:thumbup:

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Oct 1, 2013 07:46:50   #
CORNISH Loc: CORNWALL, UK
 
Good one!!

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Oct 1, 2013 08:52:52   #
Raider Fan Loc: Lake County, IL.
 
jerryc41 wrote:
When we get older we think differently, don't we? This letter was sent to the Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today.
Dear Kean Elementary:
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Sprenger Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away.. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.
The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. Her distress over the broken radio touched me and I knew this was God's way of answering my prayers. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to kiss my ass.
Thank you for that opportunity.
Sincerely,
Agnes
When we get older we think differently, don't we? ... (show quote)


Good for you Agnes!!

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Oct 3, 2013 18:46:38   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI
 
:D :lol:

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