Only Brits will understand this ....
Sep 28, 2013 15:12:29 #
Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
It was just After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street and had a drink in Mars bar.
He asked her name. 'Polo, she said with a Wispa.
'I'm Marathon, the nutty one' he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
Soon they were Heart Throbs.
It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dab started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!
It was just After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street and had a drink in Mars bar.
He asked her name. 'Polo, she said with a Wispa.
'I'm Marathon, the nutty one' he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
Soon they were Heart Throbs.
It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dab started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!
Sep 28, 2013 15:18:12 #
philmurfin wrote:
Laughed so hard I left a Payday in my snickers!Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. b... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Sep 28, 2013 15:45:28 #
philmurfin wrote:
Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. b... (show quote)
I'm not a Brit (although my ancestors were) and I slipped up only on Bertie Bassett. :-D
Sep 28, 2013 16:39:43 #
Sep 29, 2013 06:57:54 #
Love the British humour and dry wit. Definitely not 'pie in the face-funny'
Sep 29, 2013 14:28:59 #
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Sep 29, 2013 18:11:18 #
philmurfin wrote:
Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. b... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup:
Sep 30, 2013 00:36:04 #
Lucian
Loc: From Wales, living in Ohio
You said...
"Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple."
However, you it should have read...
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple, but to him it felt a bit Crunchie!
"Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple."
However, you it should have read...
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple, but to him it felt a bit Crunchie!
Sep 30, 2013 08:15:40 #
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Sep 30, 2013 15:57:20 #
philmurfin wrote:
Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. b... (show quote)
I'm not a Brit, but some of my relatives were. Understood and it was funny. :thumbup: :thumbup:
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