Old Sea Story: There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain Who inspected his sailors, and afterward told The first mate that his men smelled bad... The Captain suggested perhaps it...

Gitzo Loc: Indiana

There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain
Who inspected his sailors, and afterward told
The first mate that his men smelled bad...

The Captain suggested perhaps it would
Help if the sailors would change underwear
Occasionally.
The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir,
I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the sailors
Berth deck and announced, "The Captain
Thinks you guys smell bad and wants you
To change your underwear."

He continued,
"Pittman, you change with Jones,
McCarthy, you change with Witkowski,
And Brown, you change with Schultz."

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone may come along and promise
"Change",
But don't count on things smelling any better.

The National Security Agency has read this message and they agree.......there's no hope for privacy any more

mvy Loc: New Hampshire

Ahoy Gitzo,

Your mockery of President Obama is not appreciated. Attempting to prove another person is wrong by mockery is logically indefensible.

In this example i"m obliged to avoid criticism for fear that you lack the intellectual competence to understand logical commentary,

All the best,

Martin

sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

The whole world is mocking and laughing at this guy.

Loved it.

Sarge69

dooragdragon Loc: Alma , Arkansas

mvy wrote:

Ahoy Gitzo, br br Your mockery of President Obama... (show quote)

mvy Loc: New Hampshire

Ahoy Sarge,

There's a saying that provides, "All generalizations are false-- including this one."

In this case the fact that one person is not laughing at President Obama, proves your generalization false!

All the best,

Martin

Wabbit Loc: Arizona Desert

mvy wrote:

Ahoy Gitzo,

Your mockery of President Obama is not appreciated. Attempting to prove another person is wrong by mockery is logically indefensible.

In this example i"m obliged to avoid criticism for fear that you lack the intellectual competence to understand logical commentary,

All the best,

Martin

Hey Doc ..... what planet are you from!

mvy Loc: New Hampshire

Ahoy Gitzo'

I presume you inserted the following copy above my signature:

"This sort of stuff has been going on since anyone held a public office or position, get real laff it off, soon as his last few years are over we'll all have someone new to make fun of etc."

I'll presume you did it by accident. If you did it on purpose, I'll call it foolish.

All the best,

Martin

mvy Loc: New Hampshire

Ahoy Wabbit,

Last time I checked my birth certificate, Oakland, California Planet Earth is recorded as my birthplace.

I've never been to another planet, not even in my wildest dream/nightmare. However, I've come to the conclusion attending war in Vietnam simulated well, the experience of interplanetaty travel. At least as far as noise and fear of it, I imagine.

Clearly, I wouldn't wish that experience on anyone--Republican or Democtat, Conservative or Liberal.

All the best,

Martin

rpavich Loc: West Virginia

mvy wrote:

Ahoy Gitzo,

Your mockery of President Obama is not appreciated. Attempting to prove another person is wrong by mockery is logically indefensible.

In this example i"m obliged to avoid criticism for fear that you lack the intellectual competence to understand logical commentary,

All the best,

Martin

Lol....there is nobody trying to "prove" anything so the charge of a logical fallacy isn't warranted...sheesh...

Mocery/Satire is an old art....get over it.

rpavich Loc: West Virginia

mvy wrote:

Ahoy Sarge,

There's a saying that provides, "All generalizations are false-- including this one."

In this case the fact that one person is not laughing at President Obama, proves your generalization false!

All the best,

Martin

I realize you must have just finished your first high school "logical thinking" class...but step down...think about what people are saying....Sarge was using the term loosely.

Sheesh....lighten up...if you love O-blame-o...more power to you...we don't.

Wabbit Loc: Arizona Desert

mvy wrote:

Ahoy Wabbit, br br Last time I checked my birth c... (show quote)

Huh Doc .....

Wabbit Loc: Arizona Desert

rpavich wrote:

I realize you must have just finished your first high school "logical thinking" class...but step down...think about what people are saying....Sarge was using the term loosely.

Sheesh....lighten up...if you love O-blame-o...more power to you...we don't.

Well said Doc .....

Popeye Loc: LifIno

This joke has been around for a long time and was used to cover many different instances. I can appreciate both sides of the arguement, but have to say...Lighten up folks!

sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

Popeye wrote:

This joke has been around for a long time and was used to cover many different instances. I can appreciate both sides of the arguement, but have to say...Lighten up folks!

The deaf, dumb and blind can't lighten up because they truly believe ' God ' has arisen. The rest of us have a sense of humor and a glimmer of intelligence to know better.

Sarge69

Gitzo Loc: Indiana

mvy wrote:

Ahoy Gitzo,

Your mockery of President Obama is not appreciated. Attempting to prove another person is wrong by mockery is logically indefensible.

In this example i"m obliged to avoid criticism for fear that you lack the intellectual competence to understand logical commentary,

All the best,

Martin

Ahoy back, Martin;

My "mockery" of this FRAUD may not be "appreciated" by YOU and your ILK, but to the rational, intelligent, "normal people" of planet Earth, I dare say, it's hugely "appreciated" and agreed with. As for your reference to my "intellectual competence", I really think that's a "matter of opinion", and I'm sure you must already know what people say about "opinions" being a lot like assholes, "almost everyone has one". Also, I can assure you that your "fear" of possibly "hurting my feelings" is at the same time, much appreciated, but completely superfluous.

And have a nice day !
Gitzo