Breakfast
Sep 28, 2013 00:08:30 #
A five year old and a four year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the five year old, "I think it's about time we start swearing." The four year old nods his head in approval. The 5 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say "hell," and you say "ass," okay?" The four year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the five year old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."b&..WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs bawling.
The mom looks at the four year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I'm not sure," he says, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios."
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the five year old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."b&..WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs bawling.
The mom looks at the four year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I'm not sure," he says, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios."
Sep 28, 2013 00:34:29 #
mugwhump wrote:
A five year old and a four year old are upstairs i... (show quote)
:lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol:
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Sep 29, 2013 14:31:56 #
GAH1944 wrote:
mugwhump, both my wife and I have tears in our eyes from laughing
:-D
Sep 29, 2013 19:27:07 #
Sep 30, 2013 15:50:54 #
PRETENDER wrote:
Some jokes just never show their age.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: I remember hearing that in junior high school. It was funny then and still is.
Oct 2, 2013 21:30:04 #
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