Women Over 40
Sep 28, 2013 00:00:48 #
This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... and for those who are turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their 50's...AND 60's..and for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!
Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the self-assurance
to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.
A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free", here's an update for you. Now 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage
Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the self-assurance
to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.
A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free", here's an update for you. Now 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage
Sep 28, 2013 00:11:52 #
Sep 28, 2013 01:37:46 #
Now if I could just find one guy who isn't afraid of a woman over forty. I swear I won't shoot him, even if I could get away with it.
If women over forty are so great, why am I still single???? Hmmmm.......maybe I shouldn't even ask that question, but I do like a good football game!!!!
If women over forty are so great, why am I still single???? Hmmmm.......maybe I shouldn't even ask that question, but I do like a good football game!!!!
Sep 28, 2013 01:40:14 #
Singing Swan wrote:
Now if I could just find one guy who isn't afraid of a woman over forty. I swear I won't shoot him, even if I could get away with it.
If women over forty are so great, why am I still single???? Hmmmm.......maybe I shouldn't even ask that question, but I do like a good football game!!!!
If women over forty are so great, why am I still single???? Hmmmm.......maybe I shouldn't even ask that question, but I do like a good football game!!!!
I can't answer that question...all I know is that by your avatar you are hot!
Sep 28, 2013 01:47:33 #
mugwhump wrote:
I can't answer that question...all I know is that by your avatar you are hot!
EXACTLY!!!!!! and an awesome photographer to boot!! And a good cook. And I like football!!! and hockey!!!!
Sep 28, 2013 02:45:34 #
Singing Swan wrote:
EXACTLY!!!!!! and an awesome photographer to boot!! And a good cook. And I like football!!! and hockey!!!!
What's not to love? You left out something kind of important to guys...
Sep 28, 2013 11:24:23 #
mugwhump wrote:
What's not to love? You left out something kind of important to guys...
Yea, well, ya gotta leave something for the imagination, right?? :) :)
Sep 28, 2013 11:31:02 #
Singing Swan wrote:
Yea, well, ya gotta leave something for the imagination, right?? :) :)
Damn :thumbup:
Sep 28, 2013 22:53:43 #
Sep 29, 2013 00:12:09 #
I love women over 40...they're the best lovers, know what they want, have a lot of life experiences that leads to common sense...they're great! Any guy who doesn't love women over 40 has something wrong with him!
Sep 29, 2013 06:02:38 #
Sep 29, 2013 06:37:27 #
Singing Swan wrote:
EXACTLY!!!!!! and an awesome photographer to boot!! And a good cook. And I like football!!! and hockey!!!!
Your obviosly just too good and that frightens the men away :-D
Sep 29, 2013 07:28:22 #
mugwhump wrote:
This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... an... (show quote)
We women over 40 thank you for this little reminder to tell everyone how cool we are & if you don't agree,we don't care lol!
Sep 29, 2013 09:38:58 #
mugwhump....that is hilarious. I have to be selective as to which women I e-mail on the internet about this one as not get get those women over 40 upset with me. LMAO
Sep 29, 2013 10:07:31 #
My son is 34 and unfortunately his ex was cheating on him so she wanted the divorce. Now single, he is dating a wonderful lady who is 41 and mature. He refuses to date below 40.
For all you ladies over 40, my hats off to you. You are the special one's in a man's life.
For all you ladies over 40, my hats off to you. You are the special one's in a man's life.
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