A good one ~ Better put your coffee down
Sep 25, 2013 22:53:24 #
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the
young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the
boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts
slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but
keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on
the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried,
across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; take s hold of
the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first
and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly
catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the
father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, 'I've
never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.
Are you a doctor?'
'No,' the woman replied. 'Divorce attorney'.
young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the
boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts
slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but
keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on
the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried,
across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; take s hold of
the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first
and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly
catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the
father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, 'I've
never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.
Are you a doctor?'
'No,' the woman replied. 'Divorce attorney'.
Sep 25, 2013 22:54:38 #
Sep 26, 2013 00:09:29 #
luvmypets wrote:
If she wants to squeeze a nickel out of me one at a time she's hired. I love it!!!
:thumbup:
Sep 26, 2013 10:14:38 #
Sep 26, 2013 16:57:12 #
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