Acts 2:38
Sep 25, 2013 12:06:25 #
> A woman had just returned to her home from an evening church
> service, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the
> act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!'
>
> (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins
> may be forgiven.)
>
> The burglar stopped in his tracks and just stood there. The woman
> calmly called the police and
> explained what she had done.
>
> As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why
> did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to
> you.'
>
> 'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'
>
> Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember: Knowing
> scripture can save your life - in more ways than one!
> service, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the
> act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!'
>
> (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins
> may be forgiven.)
>
> The burglar stopped in his tracks and just stood there. The woman
> calmly called the police and
> explained what she had done.
>
> As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why
> did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to
> you.'
>
> 'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'
>
> Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember: Knowing
> scripture can save your life - in more ways than one!
Sep 25, 2013 12:18:54 #
Sep 25, 2013 12:19:05 #
bcheary wrote:
> A woman had just returned to her home from an... (show quote)
Hahaha,lol,Thanks i needed that.
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Sep 25, 2013 15:01:53 #
SeaChelle wrote:
Cute....nice chuckle with my morning coffee...
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Sep 25, 2013 15:02:15 #
bygeorge wrote:
Hahaha,lol,Thanks i needed that.
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Sep 25, 2013 17:15:58 #
Sep 25, 2013 19:20:45 #
DOOK wrote:
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Glad you liked it. :thumbup: :thumbup:
Sep 26, 2013 07:22:45 #
Sep 26, 2013 11:06:43 #
littlebug
Loc: woburn ma
bcheary wrote:
> A woman had just returned to her home from an... (show quote)
I will be telling this one at Sunday's service ....very good
Sep 26, 2013 11:12:38 #
littlebug wrote:
I will be telling this one at Sunday's service ....very good
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Sep 26, 2013 14:32:53 #
Sep 26, 2013 16:17:07 #
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