Trucker's breakfast
Sep 25, 2013 12:03:48 #
For many who travel, often the best food is a truck stop. I wonder what the waitress would have to say if someone actually ordered their breakfast as this guy did?!
TRUCKER'S BREAKFAST - It's coffee (honest!), A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and placed his order.
He said I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.'
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?'
'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires... mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights... is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards... are 2 slices of crisp bacon!
'Oh... OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for, Blondie?'
(I love this one...! )
She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!
FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!!!!!
TRUCKER'S BREAKFAST - It's coffee (honest!), A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and placed his order.
He said I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.'
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?'
'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires... mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights... is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards... are 2 slices of crisp bacon!
'Oh... OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for, Blondie?'
(I love this one...! )
She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!
FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!!!!!
Sep 25, 2013 17:16:34 #
damn....now you owe me for a new computer to replace my wet one and laundry to clean my soiled clothes :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol:
Sep 25, 2013 17:18:08 #
Sep 25, 2013 18:15:28 #
Sep 25, 2013 19:19:44 #
tlbuljac wrote:
damn....now you owe me for a new computer to replace my wet one and laundry to clean my soiled clothes :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Sep 25, 2013 19:19:56 #
Sep 25, 2013 19:20:12 #
Sep 25, 2013 20:12:21 #
Howdy......
I worked in heavy truck & trailer parts and repair for 39 1/2 years.....
That sounds normal to me.....
Vern... :thumbup:
I worked in heavy truck & trailer parts and repair for 39 1/2 years.....
That sounds normal to me.....
Vern... :thumbup:
Sep 25, 2013 20:45:43 #
Vern49 wrote:
Howdy......
I worked in heavy truck & trailer parts and repair for 39 1/2 years.....
That sounds normal to me.....
Vern... :thumbup:
I worked in heavy truck & trailer parts and repair for 39 1/2 years.....
That sounds normal to me.....
Vern... :thumbup:
:thumbup: :thumbup:
Sep 26, 2013 16:48:21 #
Sep 26, 2013 16:53:58 #
A waitress inquired from a trucker what he wanted. I don't know but bring me coffee while I decide.
She got a cup and as she brought to him he saw that she had her thumb partially in it. He said why is your thumb in my coffee?
She answered she has arthritis, and the warmth helps her.
He said why don't you stick it up you A$$.
she answered Well, when I'm not carrying coffee, I do!
She got a cup and as she brought to him he saw that she had her thumb partially in it. He said why is your thumb in my coffee?
She answered she has arthritis, and the warmth helps her.
He said why don't you stick it up you A$$.
she answered Well, when I'm not carrying coffee, I do!
Sep 26, 2013 16:54:12 #
Sep 26, 2013 16:54:39 #
Ka2azman wrote:
A waitress inquired from a trucker what he wanted. I don't know but bring me coffee while I decide.
She got a cup and as she brought to him he saw that she had her thumb partially in it. He said why is your thumb in my coffee?
She answered she has arthritis, and the warmth helps her.
He said why don't you stick it up you A$$.
she answered Well, when I'm not carrying coffee, I do!
She got a cup and as she brought to him he saw that she had her thumb partially in it. He said why is your thumb in my coffee?
She answered she has arthritis, and the warmth helps her.
He said why don't you stick it up you A$$.
she answered Well, when I'm not carrying coffee, I do!
:lol: :lol:
Sep 26, 2013 17:03:05 #
I remember quite some time ago while with a friend we had stopped at Truck Stop in Galveston, Texas. We went into the restaurant and immediately a very bosom twenty something waitress came to take our order. My friend was never one to be shy nor was he educated. When the waitress asked him for his order, he replied that he wanted a "Sheepherder's Breakfast", both the waitress and I where puzzled as to what he was asking. I had known James since grade school and knew he was up to no good, but had no idea what was to come out of his mouth next. The waitress said with a friendly smile "and what is that if I may ask". His response was shocking to say the least...he responded by saying "A cup of coffee and a piece of ewe". She immediately turned away from the table and retrieved management and we both were escorted from the restaurant and warned never to return. And I was hungry as hell too. :hunf:
Sep 26, 2013 17:03:25 #
Howdy......
You should issue a SPEW ALERT before you post stuff like that.
When I read that I had a mouth full of Jack & Water..... Not no more... :shock:
Vern... : :thumbup:
You should issue a SPEW ALERT before you post stuff like that.
When I read that I had a mouth full of Jack & Water..... Not no more... :shock:
Vern... : :thumbup:
Ka2azman wrote:
A waitress inquired from a trucker what he wanted. I don't know but bring me coffee while I decide.
She got a cup and as she brought to him he saw that she had her thumb partially in it. He said why is your thumb in my coffee?
She answered she has arthritis, and the warmth helps her.
He said why don't you stick it up you A$$.
she answered Well, when I'm not carrying coffee, I do!
She got a cup and as she brought to him he saw that she had her thumb partially in it. He said why is your thumb in my coffee?
She answered she has arthritis, and the warmth helps her.
He said why don't you stick it up you A$$.
she answered Well, when I'm not carrying coffee, I do!
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