BURGLARY IN FLORIDA .... You just can't make this stuff up!!
Sep 25, 2013 06:32:11 #
When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was 'a generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder.' (That's the way the police report described it.)
A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, 'that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.'
Later, Nathan stood in front of the numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: 'Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.'
The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer, known as Hoochie Pevens, was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: 'Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day.'
A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, 'that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.'
Later, Nathan stood in front of the numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: 'Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.'
The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer, known as Hoochie Pevens, was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: 'Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day.'
Sep 25, 2013 06:49:43 #
Sep 25, 2013 06:55:10 #
You might find Snopes comment on this enlightening.
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/cocaine.asp
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/cocaine.asp
Sep 25, 2013 07:15:30 #
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Sep 26, 2013 07:31:36 #
Sep 26, 2013 07:38:34 #
Witzendwizard wrote:
When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's ho... (show quote)
BURGLARY IN FLORIDA .... You just can't make this stuff up!!
Apparently you can, and I enjoyed reading the story anyway. thanks
Sep 26, 2013 13:01:26 #
Witzendwizard wrote:
When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's ho... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Sep 26, 2013 13:31:21 #
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