I rest my case
Sep 20, 2013 21:01:02 #
I rest my case.
What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. Time for another beer.
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What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. Time for another beer.
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Sep 20, 2013 21:03:17 #
Sep 21, 2013 00:51:54 #
Sep 21, 2013 01:17:17 #
You should definitely rest on your laurels 'cause that's some of the best thinkin' I've heard out loud in a long time!!!! Here have another beer...I'm buyin'.
Sep 21, 2013 08:57:39 #
Sep 21, 2013 23:42:02 #
Sep 22, 2013 04:48:18 #
oldmalky
Loc: West Midlands,England.
I have never needed to think what is the most painful but having experienced a kick in the nuts i seriously doubt that childbirth is more painful,I am glad that pounder35 took time out to carefully think through the pros and cons of each condition on its merits before reaching his verdict and for that I thank him.
Sep 22, 2013 09:06:34 #
oldmalky wrote:
I have never needed to think what is the most painful but having experienced a kick in the nuts i seriously doubt that childbirth is more painful,I am glad that pounder35 took time out to carefully think through the pros and cons of each condition on its merits before reaching his verdict and for that I thank him.
As sometimes happens credit is given where it is not deserved. I wish I had come with it but I'm just passing along something forwarded to me. It's the unintelligent crap I pass along and get credit for that bothers me the most. But I'll get over it. :roll: :lol: :thumbup:
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