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Giving up sex for golf
Sep 19, 2013 19:49:39   #
Ozzie Loc: Australia(NSW)
 
Giving up sex for golf

























Couple of strokes. "Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the
Golfer mumbles to himself.

Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, "Would you
Be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"

Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the
Golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen, so he says,
"Sure," and sinks the putt.

Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure would
Like to get an eagle on this one."

The same stranger is at his side again and whispers, "Would it be
Worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?"

Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay." And he makes an eagle.

On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win.

Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves
To his side and says, "Would winning this match be worth giving up the
Rest of your sex life?"

"Definitely," the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.

As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks
Alongside him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because
You don't know who I am. I'm Satan, and from this day forward you will have no
Sex life."

"Nice to meet you, "the golfer replies, "I'm Father O'Malley."

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Sep 19, 2013 20:02:01   #
Danilo Loc: Las Vegas
 
Haha, Ozzie! Good one! :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Sep 19, 2013 20:25:44   #
tramsey Loc: Texas
 
:thumbup: :thumbup:

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Sep 20, 2013 09:58:38   #
Gitchigumi Loc: Wake Forest, NC
 
:thumbup: :mrgreen: :thumbup:

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Sep 20, 2013 10:02:31   #
Raider Fan Loc: Lake County, IL.
 
Ozzie wrote:
Giving up sex for golf


Too funny!






















Couple of strokes. "Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the
Golfer mumbles to himself.

Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, "Would you
Be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"

Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the
Golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen, so he says,
"Sure," and sinks the putt.

Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure would
Like to get an eagle on this one."

The same stranger is at his side again and whispers, "Would it be
Worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?"

Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay." And he makes an eagle.

On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win.

Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves
To his side and says, "Would winning this match be worth giving up the
Rest of your sex life?"

"Definitely," the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.

As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks
Alongside him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because
You don't know who I am. I'm Satan, and from this day forward you will have no
Sex life."

"Nice to meet you, "the golfer replies, "I'm Father O'Malley."
Giving up sex for golf br br br Too funny! br b... (show quote)


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Sep 21, 2013 00:11:56   #
Jakebrake Loc: Broomfield, Colorado
 
Sure didn't see that coming. Good one! :D

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