Talk like a Pirate Day!
Sep 17, 2013 12:58:54 #
I just wanted you to remind any members of Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster that are on this forum that September 19th is our special day.
Members of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will be celebrating our main Holy-day on Thursday, 19th September. This is "Talk like a Pirate Day", we do this to honour our most revered icons, the pirates.
We also indulge in other holy rites such as drinking beer and chasing women (or men, if ye be a wench).
You don't have to be a member of The church of FSM to talk like a pirate so don't forget.
Members of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will be celebrating our main Holy-day on Thursday, 19th September. This is "Talk like a Pirate Day", we do this to honour our most revered icons, the pirates.
We also indulge in other holy rites such as drinking beer and chasing women (or men, if ye be a wench).
You don't have to be a member of The church of FSM to talk like a pirate so don't forget.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Sep 17, 2013 13:22:05 #
How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
Buccaneer
Hardy Har Har!
Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store?
He wanted an IPatch!
Buccaneer
Hardy Har Har!
Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store?
He wanted an IPatch!
Sep 17, 2013 13:38:48 #
farmerjim wrote:
I just wanted you to remind any members of Church ... (show quote)
Been a member of the church for some years. I'm also a turtle.
--Bob
Sep 17, 2013 13:59:24 #
Sep 17, 2013 14:53:18 #
MisterWilson wrote:
How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
Buccaneer
Hardy Har Har!
Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store?
He wanted an IPatch!
Buccaneer
Hardy Har Har!
Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store?
He wanted an IPatch!
Har har har me hearty :thumbup: :thumbup: T :thumbup: hat :thumbup: be music to me ear-holes :) :) :)
Sep 17, 2013 14:54:21 #
farmerjim wrote:
I just wanted you to remind any members of Church ... (show quote)
Why are there no painkillers on a galleon?
Cos the pirateseatemall. (sorry) :lol: :lol:
Sep 17, 2013 14:56:14 #
rmalarz wrote:
Been a member of the church for some years. I'm also a turtle.
--Bob
--Bob
I as pleased as Punchy Bloodears to hear that master Bob :thumbup: :thumbup: Ye as a turtle have helped the Pirate Bretherin many times over the years :thumbup: :thumbup:
Sep 17, 2013 15:00:46 #
cockney greg wrote:
Them wot doyed furst were the lucky ones jimlad!!
Aye lad, but they went to a better place, like all pirates and FSM beleivers, they went to Heaven where there's a beer volcano and a stripper factory amonst other delights :) :) :)
Sep 17, 2013 15:02:33 #
wonkytripod wrote:
Why are there no painkillers on a galleon?
Cos the pirateseatemall. (sorry) :lol: :lol:
Cos the pirateseatemall. (sorry) :lol: :lol:
Don't be sorry Wonkey, that's a mighty yar bit of humour, ARRRRRRRRRRRRR :) :) :)
Sep 17, 2013 18:07:04 #
If you talk like a pirate at a Krispy Kreme donut shop on the 19th, you get a free donut. Shiver me timbers!
Sep 17, 2013 18:11:33 #
joehel2 wrote:
If you talk like a pirate at a Krispy Kreme donut shop on the 19th, you get a free donut. Shiver me timbers!
ARRRR, that be a long voyage for this old scallywag, I hope they do not run dry of the donuts
:) :)
Sep 17, 2013 18:34:20 #
I've always wanted to stab a few donuts with my sword. I wonder if there's a limit? I have a big crew.
Sep 18, 2013 04:51:25 #
MisterWilson wrote:
I've always wanted to stab a few donuts with my sword. I wonder if there's a limit? I have a big crew.
There's no limit me bukko, get stabbing and take the crew with ee. My crew like stabbing donuts that look like like Fannies, that be Mrs. Fanny Craddock of Old Whimple-by-the-Sea :) :)
Sep 18, 2013 06:25:36 #
Remus
Loc: Norfolk, UK
I live on veggie food and treat my body like a temple ... Oh! You said PIRATE I thought you said prat.
Sep 18, 2013 06:28:38 #
Remus wrote:
I live on veggie food and treat my body like a temple ... Oh! You said PIRATE I thought you said prat.
ARRR Remus, you be a man of a mind like me, my body be a temple, old and in ruins, Har Har Harrrrrrrr :) :) :)
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