Husband helping his wife cook breakfast (watch your coffee): Husband helping his wife cook breakfast A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband...

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Husband helping his wife cook breakfast (watch your coffee)

Sep 16, 2013 17:30:27 #

tramsey Loc: Texas

Husband helping his wife cook breakfast

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!

Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'

The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'

The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

Sep 16, 2013 17:40:13 #

RicknJude Loc: Quebec, Canada

:lol:

Sep 16, 2013 17:43:44 #

Jay Pat Loc: Round Rock, Texas, USA

I had no idea where this was going.....
Good one!
I'm lucking as my wife helps a little when I drive. Doesn't bother me at all. She may see something I missed & save us from an accident...
Pat

Sep 16, 2013 17:52:42 #

bogeyeliot Loc: Signal Hill, CA

Jay Pat wrote:

I had no idea where this was going.....
Good one!
I'm lucking as my wife helps a little when I drive. Doesn't bother me at all. She may see something I missed & save us from an accident...
Pat

I know she was looking over your shoulder as you typed this..... 8-)

Sep 16, 2013 17:54:37 #

Jay Pat Loc: Round Rock, Texas, USA

bogeyeliot wrote:

I know she was looking over your shoulder as you typed this..... 8-)

I haven't had the nerve to help her, yet...........
Pat

Sep 16, 2013 18:00:00 #

tramsey Loc: Texas

I walk into the kitchen and she just glares at me and says, "Stay out of my way." I go back to Ugly Hedgehog.

Sep 16, 2013 18:55:56 #

mtclicker Loc: Montana

Tramsey that is cute.

Sep 16, 2013 21:20:01 #

Rongnongno Loc: FL

Jay Pat wrote:

I had no idea where this was going.....
Good one!
I'm lucking as my wife helps a little when I drive. Doesn't bother me at all. She may see something I missed & save us from an accident...
Pat

You are the lucky one here.

Mine cannot read a damned map and gets confused even with a GPS!!!

As to sharp intake of breath that makes you jump and hit on the brakes? Not sure how many time I had a near miss because of it... Reason? damned squirrel or something she saw on the side of the road...

STOP!!! (Real urgency in the voice).. Well, this was an antic shop she had not seen before.

If only there was a squelch feature for the backseat drivers...

Result I drive by myself and am reposed when I arrive, even after 400 miles. In the mean time she hits a curve, busts a tire, scratches the side of her car... The list goes on.

At least I am happy that she does not drink, does not use her cell phone to speak or text while driving...

Sep 16, 2013 21:23:26 #