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the fortune teller
Sep 16, 2013 11:11:22   #
bemused_bystander Loc: Orkney Islands, UK
 
n a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:

"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself - and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.

She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"


For some reason, women tend to like this joke ...

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Sep 16, 2013 12:59:12   #
heyrob Loc: Western Washington
 
lmao!

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