I Finally Found Jesus: We've seen Jesus in Tacos, toast or widnows in buildings..but now the real thing has appeared to me on my dog's ass. I should have known this would happen since...

Wheezer1

We've seen Jesus in Tacos, toast or widnows in buildings..but now the real thing has appeared to me on my dog's ass. I should have known this would happen since I'm dyslexic and naturally when I called my hound in last night he appeared to me with the image of god.on his ass Come God, your kibble is served I called god by mistake. The Holy prankster put his image on my dog's ass. to prank me ,me I think It would be a sin to shave it off...
Praise Jesus for he works in mysterious ways

Rongnongno Loc: FL

:shock: :shock: :shock: Oh man... This will fly like a lead balloon here!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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UP-2-IT Loc: RED STICK, LA

Wheezer1 wrote:

We've seen Jesus in Tacos, toast or widnows in buildings..but now the real thing has appeared to me on my dog's ass. I should have known this would happen since I'm dyslexic and naturally when I called my hound in last night he appeared to me with the image of god.on his ass Come God, your kibble is served I called god by mistake. The Holy prankster put his image on my dog's ass. to prank me ,me I think It would be a sin to shave it off...
Praise Jesus for he works in mysterious ways

Think that is one of lifes mysteries that is better not shared.
Sad use of Photoshop.

COI Jack Loc: Missouri

Too funny!

JR1 Loc: Tavistock, Devon, UK

I love it one or two won't great keep up the comedy its enjoyed

sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

Oh Oh. Now you're going to get it.

Sarge69

magicray Loc: Tampa Bay, Florida

Topic subject "I Finally Found Jesus"

I didn't know he was lost. :lol:

Is that a Saint Bernard?

Steve! Where's Steve! He won't like using Jesus as the butt of a joke! :lol:

SteveR Loc: Michigan

I'm really worried about old Wheezer. I mean, what kinda guy spends time lookin' at his dogs butt?

SpeedyWilson Loc: Upstate South Carolina

Wheezer ... walked behind any horses lately?

Or maybe the view is better behind an elephant.

No telling what visions you might see.

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Of course, we have to remember who designed and made all these animals ... for our enjoyment.

"And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good."
~~Genesis 1:25

magicray Loc: Tampa Bay, Florida

MisterWilson said "Of course, we have to remember who designed and made all these animals ... for our enjoyment".

???

SpeedyWilson Loc: Upstate South Carolina

Yes ... animals are for our enjoyment ... to watch, to train, to hunt, to spoil with attention ... and to EAT!

UP-2-IT Loc: RED STICK, LA

MisterWilson wrote:

Wheezer ... walked behind any horses lately?

Or maybe the view is better behind an elephant.

No telling what visions you might see.

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Of course, we have to remember who designed and made all these animals ... for our enjoyment.

"And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good."
~~Genesis 1:25

Don't thing Genesis 1:25 mentions PhotoShop.

COI Jack Loc: Missouri

MisterWilson wrote:

Yes ... animals are for our enjoyment ... to watch, to train, to hunt, to spoil with attention ... and to EAT!

Just don't eat the "Jesus" part of the dog.

magicray Loc: Tampa Bay, Florida

COI Jack wrote:

Just don't eat the "Jesus" part of the dog.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Looks better than that little white 'gets caught in your throat' wafer and a sip of Boone's Farm.

:thumbup:

COI Jack Loc: Missouri

magicray wrote:

Ha! Ha! Ha! Looks better than that little white 'gets caught in your throat' wafer and a sip of Boone's Farm.

:thumbup:

I'll pass on all three!