Two old ladies
Sep 13, 2013 21:19:54 #
If you don't laugh at this one, you need to lighten up!
Used Car
In a small town, the patrolman was making his evening rounds.
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two
little old ladies sitting in a used car.
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting
there in the car -- were they trying to steal it?
"Heavens no, we bought it."
"Then why don't you drive it away."
"We can't drive."
"Then why did you buy it?"
"We were told that if we bought a Used Car here,
we'd get screwed... so we're just waiting."
Used Car
In a small town, the patrolman was making his evening rounds.
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two
little old ladies sitting in a used car.
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting
there in the car -- were they trying to steal it?
"Heavens no, we bought it."
"Then why don't you drive it away."
"We can't drive."
"Then why did you buy it?"
"We were told that if we bought a Used Car here,
we'd get screwed... so we're just waiting."
Sep 13, 2013 21:23:01 #
Sep 13, 2013 21:29:12 #
Sep 14, 2013 03:45:00 #
Sep 14, 2013 09:48:50 #
An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell.
It doesn't take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell.
He soon begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air
Conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan and says: "So, how are things in Hell?"
Satan replies: "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. And there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
"What!"
God exclaims: "You've got an engineer?
That's a mistake - he should never have been sent to Hell. Send him to me."
"Not a chance,"
Satan replies: "I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him!"
God insists: "Send him back or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And where are you going to get
A lawyer?
Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell.
It doesn't take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell.
He soon begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air
Conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan and says: "So, how are things in Hell?"
Satan replies: "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. And there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
"What!"
God exclaims: "You've got an engineer?
That's a mistake - he should never have been sent to Hell. Send him to me."
"Not a chance,"
Satan replies: "I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him!"
God insists: "Send him back or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And where are you going to get
A lawyer?
Sep 14, 2013 11:25:36 #
Sep 14, 2013 12:15:35 #
Sep 14, 2013 14:13:18 #
lovesphotos wrote:
Now, that's a good one. :thumbup:
:thumbup: :thumbup:
Sep 14, 2013 14:14:17 #
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