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Two female teachers.
Sep 12, 2013 18:48:38   #
mullumby Loc: Australia
 
Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to Flemington Racecourse. When it was time to take the children to the 'toilet', it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the little boys with their pants, and began hoisting them up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes and shake them dry.

As she lifted one boy up, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring at his equipment the teacher said, 'You must be in Grade 3?

'No ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Black Caviar in the next race, but I really appreciate your help.'

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Sep 12, 2013 22:25:34   #
magicray Loc: Tampa Bay, Florida
 
mullumby wrote:
Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to Flemington Racecourse. When it was time to take the children to the 'toilet', it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the little boys with their pants, and began hoisting them up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes and shake them dry.

As she lifted one boy up, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring at his equipment the teacher said, 'You must be in Grade 3?

'No ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Black Caviar in the next race, but I really appreciate your help.'
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Very funny! Thanks!

:thumbup: :lol:

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Sep 13, 2013 01:32:48   #
DOOK Loc: Maclean, Australia
 
Good one, Mike. :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Sep 13, 2013 09:53:47   #
jkm757 Loc: San Diego, Ca.
 
That one brought a smile. Thanks mullumby.

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Sep 13, 2013 10:49:56   #
DickC Loc: NE Washington state
 
Yes, brought a smile to me too.

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Sep 13, 2013 13:07:14   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
mullumby wrote:
Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to Flemington Racecourse. When it was time to take the children to the 'toilet', it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the little boys with their pants, and began hoisting them up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes and shake them dry.

As she lifted one boy up, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring at his equipment the teacher said, 'You must be in Grade 3?

'No ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Black Caviar in the next race, but I really appreciate your help.'
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:lol: :lol:

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Sep 13, 2013 22:41:28   #
SHUTERED Loc: SO. CAL.
 
good one- :thumbup: :thumbup:

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